Overlord Academy

April 28, 2008

Global Warming

Filed under: oil — Elvenbane @ 12:31 pm

It seems like everyone is harping about this thing called global warming. They go on and on about this being the end of the world as we know it. Animals are going extinct, plants are not growing and the air is unfit to breath.

With all this global “warming” going on, I pose one simple question: Why is it snowing in April and May?

I’m not kidding. I go and buy a new motorcycle to enjoy the warming climate and then it snows the very next day. We are expected to have snow twice this week as well. I have seen no sign of global warming! I have, however, seen plenty of evidence pointing to the fact that the Earth is experiencing menopause. Hot one day, bitter cold the next. Obviously the world upon which we live has hit her mid-life, and is now suffering what all women suffer, screwed up inner workings.

What can we do? How can we repair this travesty? We do the same thing that men have done for countless centuries. Go camping with our buddies, ignore the old hag and generally have a mid-life crisis. In other words, do nothing but ignore the problem and hope she goes away.

3 Responses to “Global Warming”

  1. Red Stapler says:

    I say when it snows, or it’s cold, or there’s flooding… etc.. etc.., we yell it’s due to “Global Cooling!”

  2. You don’t care about teh Polar Bear!! /cry

  3. Elvenbane says:

    I care about the Polar Bear. They taste good. And their fur is a GREAT insulator!

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